Monday, September 28, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHENSOH!
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12:01 AM
Saturday, September 26, 2009
ZZm... ZZm... Connection with Iver Blog established ZZm... ZZm...May I introduce Mars bars! Just like my awesome and FANTASTIC home planet, it is both crunchy on the outside and... crunchy on the inside! Made of the freshest ingredients, Frozen Alien urine (it's brown in color), Compressed poop (its green so coloring was injected) and the FRESHEST huma... dog meat (Humans like dog meat right?)!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0
I picked a few of your cultures ( which was silly OF COURSE ) and definitely LOVE this song! It is awesome!!! (BUT not as good as those in my planet!) Ohwell, back to my homeland. I have to plan for my atta... No lah!(notice i'm using singlish) It's not like I'm posting here just to say my last goodbyes to you all and getting ready to hit on the fire button right next to my mouse which has the fire power to destroy your entire planet thus allowing Mars to reign supreme in the solar system and hence leave all the Mars bars all to ourselves right? And it's not like i'm posting all these to drop your defences for the past one minute spent on reading this post to get ready my GIGANTIC missile I have aiming right at your house right now right? You guys must be nodding your heads right now!
(thinking to myself)
I am such a genius! I managed to trick 'em!
ps to sharon, sorry no poem =P next time can?
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7:10 PM
Happy birthday jeremy!You are 13 now!Enjoy being a teen!happy bdae...lame joker, and all sorts of zombie nicknames you have,and yar, you are thirteen already, so quit the zombie parts, ahaha.Start mugging, opps, not on the computer.dinding aka wal
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12:00 AM
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
HI ELTON
HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY!!
please work hard!
dun so slack liao.
JIAYOU DUDE.
haha hope u enjoy ur 13th bday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
belle:D
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9:45 PM
Happy birthday Elton!
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7:47 PM
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
yo iver
muggin for math test feeling stress here aresome yo mama jokes for u
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-rollerthats all folks
goodbye now
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6:29 PM
Sunday, September 20, 2009
HEY STEPH.HAPPY BIRTHDAY.YOU WILL 4EVER BE MY SHORTIE AND MY FEMALE GOD. LOLLL. you have a very special birthday this year! 20.09.2009! ENJOY THE REMAINING HOUR LOL. paiseh for late post horh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPH, MAY MORE BIG THINGS COME OUT OF YOUR LITTTLE SELF (: BELLE:D祝你生日快乐！祝你生日快乐！祝你生日快乐～祝你生日快乐！ （：
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11:08 PM
Happy birthday!
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10:41 AM
Happy birthday Steph!
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12:47 AM
Saturday, September 19, 2009
hello iver! i found this on the internet and it made me laugh (just like everything else LOL haha). SO I WANT YOU ALL TO LAUGH TOO(: Never take a man shoppingThis letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:Dear Mrs. Murray,While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card,the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. theres nothing perverted about this.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose and ate it. (LOLLL)9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the anti-depressants were.10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."Yours sincerely,
Charles BrownStore Manager---I LAUGHED LIKE MAD AT NO.8 . HAHAHAS(: if this is even real, THE DAD DAMN CUTE SIA.enjoy your long weekend iver! (: belle:DP.S. please visit our chinese blog for jian bao stuff. zzzz. http://1imychineseclass.blogspot.com/ have fun!
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10:07 PM
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Helos iver,
You all are encouraged to bring and wear class tee tmr for the Mid-Autumn Festival activity. Seems more united, i guess? Just bring it in case. sorry for passing the notice down so late. Pls help to spread the word. (=
P.S. It will be VERY messy if some people wear it and other does not. o.0
Dingding
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9:43 PM
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
helos iver,
as u all know, this friday is the mid autumn festival thing, so during the celebration, we will be having some activities and sort of competition with the other classes. So first, we need to construct a lantern. Cannot be very small..have to be big..then maybe u all can brainstorm on what ideas coz we needa be creative in making a lantern. :\ We just need to bring the materials on fri, and we will be given 1 hr to construct the lantern. Furthermore, we will also need to make a card like on Mid- Autumn festival. It needs to be in chinese. But we will also be given time to do that on fri. Me and clarabelle will explain more in detail. However, pls note that if the class do not give any constructive ideas, me n belle will have to give out orders again ): And, another thing is, this is a CLASS effort not an individual work. ie. we only need produce 1 lantern and 1 card by the end on 1 hr. Thanks! for those who have seen this msg, u may want to spread the msg to other of our classmates(:
marcus
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9:45 PM
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMELIA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U~ happy 13th amelia! u are now a teen! and enjoy being a teen! it rawks!:D and u will always rmb u became a teen on 09.09.09 make a wish~(:
marcus(:
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9:04 AM
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Harlos iver, hows ur holiday so far?anw here are the hw for the holidays):SCIENCE-Science file and reflectionsMATH-Read Math tb and try attempt the try its in the tb on chapter 15GEOGRAPHY-Organise ur geog file-Geog EOY practice paper-Geog rain gauge projectHISTORY-Organise history file-History concept Map on declineCHINESE-Practice Paper EOY-Chinese Zuowen-Chinese the ppt on ai guoThink thats all anything else add on pls~ enjoy ur holis=Dmarcus
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9:13 PM
Saturday, September 5, 2009
yo iver!!=)
Pls remember to
check your dhs mail so that you know wat
chinese homework that you are supposed to do during your holiday!!!
haha...jia you!! Mus study hard!!
Happy Holidays!!!=)lovvvvvve you all,
Jia Hui=)
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1:27 PM
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
iver!!!!!!!!!! lol, anw just to talk on tmrw poetry recital..pls pick out at least 1 or 2 but maybe 3, then like read lor as it says recital. u only need choose 1 to read, and u need not memorise, just like treating the poem paper as a cue card in presentations..like see abit, then look up and say..anw, the rubrics is pinned at the back of the class notice board..so best by tmrw can go see=Dmarcus rm FTW!
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9:29 PM
