Thursday, March 12, 2009
Hey you!
Yes you, iverian! Do you know who I am? I'm your
teachers' red pen! And yes, I'm shared by all your teachers. Now I am faced with a very serious problem that has even more serious consequences: I am running out of ink. Which means I'm going to be extinct soon. Which means I'm going to
die, a terrible horrible vegetable death. I see you gasping in shock and crying for me. Very good. If you're not, then I am disgusted to tell you that you have a heart that could freeze any Sun. You can't 'jian si bu jiu'! So,
how to prevent yourself from having a frozen heart for eternity? It is very simple. Prevent your teachers from marking homework. Hence, I would run out of ink later and with a bit of luck, see my children have grandchildren. These are the few really easy steps that you can take : login to the class blog and title your post as 'save the pen'. Write a few reasons on why you simply
HAVE TO save me. Thank you for your kind co-operation.
P.S. the teacher who is reading this, please
DO NOT let the poor iverians mark their own homework! this is even worse as more red/green pens will become extinct!
~All of the above is purely fictional and i am very sorry should it bear any resemblance to any person (or pen) living or dead~
Sharon xD
Together Forever
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