Saturday, March 7, 2009
hello iverians. :D it's gonna be 12 soooon. my eyes are tired. urghh. :X i feel like going crazy. so i shall sing! :D shalalalala. shalala in the morning ~~~shalalalala shalala in the sunshine~~~ shalalala, shalala in the evening ~~~~ shalalala shalala just for you ~~~ :D yay!! this song is so nice. btw, did the glass shatter? no right? don't say left. muahahahahhaha. i'm mad. :D
here are some jokes.
don't peep at the answers hor. :D
first one, from BELLE! :D
why didn't the fish move?
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because it died!
muahahahahhahhahahhaa..
second joke:
A crazy man thew off the toilet bowl while he was on the plane. why did he do that?
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He's crazy. == not funny sia.
third joke:
Why did dingheng scream?
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he saw the dead fish.
4th joke:
One day, cai ke li was walking on the streets. Suddenly, he died. why?
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because the toilet bowl dropped on him.
fourth:
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
fifth:
Better relationship
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." credits: belle! :D
shalalala. are the jokes lame? hope you enjoyed them. teehee.:Di shall go and sleep now.byebye!good night iverians! :D chensi :D
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