Friday, March 6, 2009
Hello Iver,
here are some jokes/riddles/funny stuff/lame stuff i found in the internet..
Funny truths about life in small small Singapore .... 1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on 2.. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep 3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke 4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted from selling) 5. Smell of rubbish beside letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox 6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, More expensive & More expensive to Maintain 7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More 8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet 9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans 11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain 12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello Kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats 13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying GhostsBefore marriage-He: Yes! I've been waiting for this moment!She: Do you want to leave me?He: No! Don't even think about it!She: Do you love me?He: Of course! Over and over!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: No! Why are you even asking me that?!She: Will you kiss me?He: Every chance i get.She: Will you hit me?He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person.She: Can I trust you?He: yes...She: Darling!!!After marriage- Just read it from bottom to top, starting with "Darling!" lol only 2 actually paiseh.
marcus.
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